Didn't they hear Fairview's not close to anything?
DALLAS â" The douchebag jar has arrived in Dallas. While The New Girl takes a break this summer after its first season on Fox, the New Girl True American Summer Bus Tour is rolling through more than a dozen cities. It's parked in Dallas Wednesday, July 25 and Thursday, July 26.
We've said The New Girl is the best new show on television. Starring Zooey Deschanel as main character Jess, it chronicles the awkward experiences while she lives with three stinky dudes, Nick (Jake Johnson), Schmidt (Max Greenfield), and Winston (Lamorne Morris). It's irreverent, hilarious, and oftentimes true-to-life.
Schmidt and the Douchebag Jar on New GirlÂ (NSFW)
We are pretty sure our favorite characters will not be on the bus tour. We're waiting on confirmation on that.
The bus has "a grab bag of cool New Girl gifts, including your very own pair of Jessâ signature eyeglasses," according to press materials. They go on: "Plus, create your own New Girl t-shirt with logos and catchphrases from the show, like 'Pink Wine Makes Me Slutty' or 'Schmidt Happens.' Fans and their friends can reenact the showâs opening theme song segment in a one-of-a-kind photo which they can share on their social media sites. Visitors also can play 'douchebag jar' pong for additional prizes, all while snacking on Jessâ famous cupcakes!"
I'd play douchebag jar pong. Wouldn't mind reenacting the opening theme song either.
Here's where you can find them. Click the hyperlinks for exact addresses:
Wednesday, July 25:
Thursday, July 26:
- Noon to 1 p.m.: Winspear Opera House (located on Flora Street near food trucks) - Downtown Dallas
- 1-4 p.m.: The Village at Fairview - Fairview
- 5:30-7:30 p.m.: Frankieâs Sports Bar & Grill - Uptown Dallas
Other city dates are:
- Philadelphia: June 15
- Charlotte, NC: June 18-19
- Atlanta: June 22-24
- Orlando: June 28
- Tampa: June 29-30
- Miami: July 3-5
- Kansas City, MO: July 10
- Chicago: July 13-14
- Dallas: July 25-26
- Austin: July 27
- Phoenix: August 2-3
- Las Vegas: August 4-5
- San Diego: August 10-12
- Los Angeles: August 15-19
- San Francisco: August 24-26
- Seattle: August 31-September 3